- PRESIDENT PENCE DECLINES TO RUN?
- Antonio Soares (R-AL) announces 2020 presidential run, "Keep America Great"
- Oh god damnit, the Democrats are *already* protesting
- Will Soares already nominate VP? Sven "Ironhand" Nordson (R-ME) current favourite in polls
- David de Cool (D-WA) announces 2020 presidential bid
- Sven Norson officially confirmed as Soares' VP pick
- Antonio VS. Antonio? Antonio Telvita (R-NY) enters Republican race
- Soares calls Democratic party "absolutely cucked" in speech
- Lukas Polon (R-MI) quietly announces his candidacy
- Late to the game, Matthew Colmac (D-CA) announces Democratic candidacy
- Editorial: Why Both Colmac and Soares are dangerous extremists - 538
- Telvita shoots up in the polls after prison speech
Republican Presidential Debate
- Soares calls Telvita "liberal pile of garbage"
- Telvita keeps calm demeanor throughout debate
- Telvita slips up, accidentally calls North Korea a friend
- Lukas makes a fool of himself
Democratic Presidential Debate
- Colmac punches debate podium
- De Cool putting on sunglasses becomes meme
I DONT WANT TO WRITE BORING PRIMARY BITS OK
- Colmac and Soares win the primaries.
- Colmac announces controversial gay rights activist Evan Pelli (D-TX) as Vice Presidential nominee
- De Cool and Telvita announce Independent candidacy for president!
- DE COOL: OUR ONLY HOPE AGAINST EXTREMISM?
- How De Cool could win the election - 538
- De Cool polling ahead in Washington
- Colmac and Soares have extended Twitter spat
- De Cool now in the lead in 5 states
- Soares on Twitter: De Cool is simply a fake name to make himself look less childish.
- De Cool/Telvita ticket passes threshold to be in debates
- First Debate Highlights: De Cool keeps calm while Soares and Colmac spat
- Second Debate Highlights: Soares literally fucking throws the podium into the audience... and so did Colmac
- Third Debate cancelled
- 3-way polling tie for election!
- ELECTION GOES TO HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
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