Bainy O'Cool looked at the ugly privilege in his hands and felt angry.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his ded surroundings. He had always hated cancerous PB Wikia Chat with its narrow, nutritious Newbs. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel angry.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Swaggy Squirrel. Swaggy was a randem Grooox with homoha eyes and ugleh noses.
Bainy gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an admin, newb, Generic Liquid® drinker with fat eyes and thin noses. His friends saw him as a cold, clear Coolmax. Once, he had even helped a bulbous IMC's ego recover from a flying accident.
But not even an admin person who had once helped a bulbous IMC's ego recover from a flying accident, was prepared for what Swaggy had in store today.
The rain hammered like chatting doggos, making Bainy IMC-like.
As Bainy stepped outside and Swaggy came closer, he could see the unsightly glint in his eye.
"I am here because I want DANK MEMES," Swaggy bellowed, in a memetic tone. He slammed his fist against Bainy's chest, with the force of 9851 kidderinos. "I frigging hate you, Bainy O'Cool."
Bainy looked back, even more IMC-like and still fingering the ugly privilege. "Swaggy, I was never kewl," he replied.
They looked at each other with randem feelings, like two confused, combative countryballs entering at a very lonely Polandvision, which had vaporwave music playing in the background and two memes uncles banana to the beat.
Suddenly, Swaggy lunged forward and tried to punch Bainy in the face. Quickly, Bainy grabbed the ugly privilege and brought it down on Swaggy's skull.
Swaggy's homoha eyes trembled and his ugleh noses wobbled. He looked annoyed, his body raw like a roasted, rabblesnatching rights.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Swaggy Squirrel was dead.
Bainy O'Cool went back inside and made himself a nice drink of Generic Liquid®.