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English in 2060 shows English splitting into seperate North American, Australian, Britain English, East African, and New Zealandic languages. Due to many people adopting the language in the Windsorian Era (1945-2044) which lead to people distorting it as English is a hard language to master, but still easy to learn basic English.

Britain English

Britain English has seen words being borrowed from Middle English again due to rising popularity. England was well known for trying to ban spellings like 'color' or 'kool' in the 2040s during World War Three.

General Changes

  • Oxford University created the readdition of the letter Thorn (Þþ) as many people learning English were mispronouncing 'the' as De.
  • 'Zhe' is used for a neutral word for anybody, originally created by Oxford University as 'Ze' for transgender people.
Simple Pronoun Possesion Honourific Use
He Him(self) Mr./Master. For Males
She Her(self) Mrs./Miss. For Females
Zhe Zhem(self) Conrade For Anybody
It Its(elf)

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For Animals
  • C is used in some spellings rather than K, (Cazakhstan, Cangaroo, Caya(c)k, Crypton, Crill, Caryotype).
  • Some accents of English pronounce 'It' like 'Hit'. Sometimes 'it is used as a spelling.
  • 'Th' in words like thing have completely merged with F/Ph. The Eth sound (Formerly Letter Ðð) is almost completely extinct.
  • Other, Either, (Also Neither, Whether, Nevertheless, Weather, Mother, Father, etc.) are spelt and pronounced like Oþer and Eiþer.
  • Book, Look, etc. have more emphasis on the 'oo' sound like 'spoon'.
  • Gone has its 'o' pronounced like 'cone'.
  • Half sometimes has an -e after it.
  • Scone being pronounced like 'cone' is more popular.
  • "between" has been replaced by the former "betwixt"
  • "last night" has been replaced by the former "yesternight" 
  • "Tomorrow Night" now has a single word: "Tomarrow"
  • Defence is preferred over Defense.
  • 'yze' and 'yse' are being disputed in England between the universities. -'ise'/-'ize' is less common too.
  • Several slang words were allowed to be added to the dictionary with their spellings changed to follow rules.
    • Normie (A supporter of overrated and overclichéed culture) --> Normiegh
    • Grief (Destroying other people's stuff in games like Minecraft) --> Grieff
    • Dronie (Selfie using a drone) --> Droniegh
    • Selfie (Taking a photo of yourself) --> Selfiegh
  • -'ifi' is now -'ify' if it is plural. (e.g: Justifycation)
  • -'og' is abandoned in favour for -'ogue'
  • 'kerb' is now 'curb' like in old American English.
  • 'Sulfur' is always 'Sulphur'.
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100 Most Common English Words Change

These are the 100 most common English Words which have been changed to have 2060s spelling.

Rank Word
1 þe
2 be
3 to
4 of
5 and
6 a
7 in
8 þat
9 have
10 I
11 it
12 for
13 not
14 on
15 wiþ
16 he
17 as
18 you
19 do
20 at
21 þis
22 but
23 his
24 by
25 from
26 þey
27 we
28 say
29 her
30 she
31 or
32 an
33 will
34 my
35 one
36 all
37 would, woolde
38 þere
39 þeir
40 what
41 so
42 up
43 out
44 if, iff
45 about
46 who
47 get
48 which
49 go
50 me
51 when
52 make
53 can
54 like
55 time
56 no
57 just
58 him
59 know
60 take
61 people
62 into
63 year
64 your
65 good
66 some
67 could, coolde
68 þem
69 see
70 oþer
71 þan
72 þen
73 now
74 look
75 only
76 come
77 'its
78 over
79 think
80 also
81 back
82 after
83 use
84 two
85 how
86 our
87 work
88 first
89 well
90 way
91 even
92 new, newn (new plural, e.g: they are newn)
93 want
94 because
95 any
96 þese
97 give
98 day
99 most
100 us

Bee Movie Script

According to all known laws
of aviation,

  
þere is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

  
'Its wings are too small to get
'its fat little body off þe ground.

  
Þe bee, of course, flies anyway

  
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Library of Babel Randomly Generated Words

Before

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flavines potashed expositor dominees reckan palaeographical pronuclearists disob
ligatory sanctums hydrometry farrucas melanoids headman halophilic gruffy peekin
g indoors arbovirus warranted contusion notecases nam mounseers homopolymers per
fusionist theanthropists subluxated bridemaidens mascot adsorptions crematoria l
uxe cretic underdoers dailies tellinoid versioning vassalized workbaskets bluste
rous rickracks letter thorn stronk bimonthlies trimmers hypotaxis paraphimoses l
ogrollers leavers bradykinesia thefts palefaces ectotherm popjoying reoxidises p
roximatenesses asynergias fiendishnesses lavishnesses telerecords fractionalizat
ions riggings troutlet dispensators smits gues mispersuasions familiarness vault
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After

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flavines potashed expositor dominees reckan palaeographical pronuclearysts disob
lygatory sanctums hydrometry farrucas melanoids headman halophylic gruffy peekin
g indoors arbovirus warranted contusion notecases nam mounseers homopolymers per
fusionyst theanthropysts subluxated bridemaidens mascot adsorptions crematoria l
uxe cretic underdoers dailies tellinoid versioning vassalysed workbaskets bluste
rous rickracks letter þorn stronk bimonthlies trimmers hypotaxis paraphimoses l
ogrollers leavers bradykinesia thefts palefaces ectotherm popjoying reoxidyses p
roximatenesses asynergias fiendishnesses lavishnesses telerecords fractionalisat
ions riggings troutlet dispensators smits gues mispersuasions familiarness vault
ier nonaccredited subtilties unfooling kiekies coactivity

Phoenetic Panagrams

Source

  1. Þat quick beige fox jumped in þe air over each thin dog. Look out, I shout, for he's foiled you again, creating chaos.
  2. Are þose shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?
  3. Þe hungry purple dinosaur ate þe kind, zingy fox, þe jabbering crab, and þe mad whale and started vending and quacking.
  4. Wiþ tenure, Suzie’de have all the more leisure for yachting, but her publications are no good.
  5. Shaw, þose twelve beige hooks are joined if I patch a young, gooey mouth.
  6. Þe beige hue on þe waters of þe loch impressed all, including þe French queen, before she heard þat symphony again, just as young Arthur wanted.

North American English

North American English borrows many words from Québecan French and Méxican Spanish.

General Changes

  • Unlike Britian English, the Eth sound hasn't died out and Trimountaine University has a deemed Eth letter (Ðð) as valid for words like 'thin' or 'thing' but not words like 'the' or 'that'
  • K is being phased out of 'ck' and instead an extra c is put in place.
  • 'nk' is replaced by 'nque'
  • Autumn is used rather than Fall
  • -'our' is almost entirely '-or'. Spanish Pronounciation in words like 'color' is accepted
  • V pronounciation replaced with B is more common
  • Double l pronounciation replaced with y is more common
  • -'ing' is sometimes -'indo'
  • 'Hot' is 'Calor' instead, using the Spanish Word for hot weather.
  • 'mom' is not used anywhere anymore.
  • 'annex' has an 'e' on it

100 Most Common English Words Change

Rank Word
1 the
2 be
3 to
4 of
5 and
6 a
7 in
8 that
9 have
10 I
11 it
12 for
13 not
14 on
15 wið
16 he
17 as
18 you
19 do
20 at
21 this
22 but
23 his
24 by
25 from
26 they
27 we
28 say
29 her
30 she
31 or
32 an
33 will
34 my
35 one
36 all
37 would
38 there
39 their
40 what
41 so
42 up
43 out
44 if
45 aboot, abert
46 who
47 get
48 which
49 go
50 me
51 when
52 make
53 can
54 like
55 time
56 no
57 just
58 him
59 know
60 take
61 people
62 into
63 year
64 your
65 good
66 some
67 could
68 them
69 see
70 oðer
71 than
72 then
73 now
74 look
75 only
76 come
77 its
78 over
79 thinque
80 also
81 bacc
82 after
83 use
84 two
85 how
86 our
87 work
88 first
89 well, whell
90 way
91 even
92 new
93 want, whant
94 because
95 any
96 these
97 give
98 day
99 most
100 us

Australian English

General Changes

  • 'ts' is sometimes replacing 'st', changing the pronounciation too. (e.g: tsable, tsop)
  • -og and -ogue are still disputed over
  • -er and -re are sometimes -row instead
  • 'naïve' is spelt like 'nyyyve' instead
  • 'parallel' is instead 'parallle'
  • Deers are called 'deereroos' after a famous celebrity mispronounced the word in the 2030s on TV, making it slang.

New Zealandic English

General Changes

  • 'h' in handwriting has morphed into 'l' on some words, as long as the word begins with h. (e.g: how --> low, hat --> lat).
  • -re is -er for words like Centre,
  • 'Newn' is used for when something plural is new (Like in Britain English).

East African English

This dialect of English is used across English-Speaking Ex-colonies but the East African Federation has created a list of official spellings based on common spellings from its own country.

General Changes

  • Eth sound is gone
  • -'in'zh' is used instead of -'ing' sometimes
  •  S is more commonly a Z
  • J is pronounced like 'zh'
  • 'ou' is now more commonly 'ow'
Rank Word
1 the
2 be
3 to
4 of
5 and
6 a
7 in
8 that
9 have
10 I
11 it
12 for
13 not
14 on
15 with
16 he
17 as
18 you
19 do
20 at
21 this
22 but
23 his
24 by
25 from
26 they
27 we
28 say
29 her
30 she
31 ore
32 an
33 will
34 my
35 one
36 all
37 woud
38 there
39 their
40 what
41 so
42 up
43 out
44 if
45 abowt
46 who
47 get
48 which
49 go
50 me
51 when
52 make
53 can
54 like
55 time
56 no
57 just
58 him
59 know
60 take
61 peeplelgh
62 into
63 year
64 your
65 good
66 some
67 coud
68 them
69 see
70 other
71 than
72 then
73 now
74 look
75 only
76 come
77 its
78 over
79 think
80 also
81 bac
82 after
83 uze
84 two
85 how
86 our
87 work
88 first
89 well
90 way
91 even
92 new
93 want
94 becauze
95 any
96 these
97 give
98 day
99 most
100 us
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