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You don't know the contents of this page. It could get strange.
ones upon a tim pizzaslut saw a cocaincola and got supre hoerny
but he only jakes off to phat companees so he shit on colcale an
d den dey decided 2 fuqq relly herd
btu cockaincola was a virginia so she dident knew bout kundems and so she wus pregnet and everyjuan gut scered
den pizzabuts friend burgr keng suggedt "hey pizzabut how about u go inside clacoleh and kill the beebee its like %543579 cheeper den an obortion and its not go to sin hell death"
so pizzabut likd the ider but clacole said "huney dats not how uterines work u dum shit"
but pzbet didnt give a frick
so pizzahouse crawlid in coekeloloas mooth and down de tub
den clacolae wuz phat
and sleetsabut gets honrey
but den he saw deh baabe
not knowing how fanfic anna'stummy workz, he 8 de beebee thinkin it would ded to die
but he wus wronge
so clacoleae pooked him out
n nsw pizzashit is mpreg
so clacolae got horney to its unborn foaetuses beebee
and then the clouds turnedred
and then the voice of god said
"YOU TWO COMPANIES HAVE SINNED A VERY BAD SIN. YOU MADE HOMOSEX AND MALE BABY AND NOW YOU TRIED ABORTING THE BABY YOU SLUT. YOU ARE GOING TO COMPANY H-aw fuck
why am I continuing this I mean I started this as a joke but this isn't funny. I am a worthless shit making fun of vorefags and fanfics when I need to be studying for Chemistry on Dalton's Rules on Atoms and learning about Kingdom Fungi in Biology. God damn my life. I need to be watched when I go on the internet because I need to stop making this shit."
"AHEM. Oh, were was I?"
"Yes, I remember."
"I DAMN YOU ALL TO COMPANY HELL WITH YOUR SLUTTY WAYS!"
and den every1 went to heil and pladienluek god shoots himself in the manjina