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Pizzaslut

ones upon a tim pizzaslut saw a cocaincola and got supre hoerny

but he only jakes off to phat companees so he shit on colcale an

d den dey decided 2 fuqq relly herd

btu cockaincola was a virginia so she dident knew bout kundems and so she wus pregnet and everyjuan gut scered

den pizzabuts friend burgr keng suggedt "hey pizzabut how about u go inside clacoleh and kill the beebee its like %543579 cheeper den an obortion and its not go to sin hell death"

Mo dios dio

so pizzabut likd the ider but clacole said "huney dats not how uterines work u dum shit"

but pzbet didnt give a frick

so pizzahouse crawlid in coekeloloas mooth and down de tub

den clacolae wuz phat

and sleetsabut gets honrey

but den he saw deh baabe

not knowing how fanfic anna'stummy workz, he 8 de beebee thinkin it would ded to die

Phat

but he wus wronge

so clacoleae pooked him out

n nsw pizzashit is mpreg

so clacolae got horney to its unborn foaetuses beebee

and then the clouds turnedred

and then the voice of god said

"YOU TWO COMPANIES HAVE SINNED A VERY BAD SIN. YOU MADE HOMOSEX AND MALE BABY AND NOW YOU TRIED ABORTING THE BABY YOU SLUT. YOU ARE GOING TO COMPANY H-aw fuck

Shoot yourself with a cocnut gun

why am I continuing this I mean I started this as a joke but this isn't funny. I am a worthless shit making fun of vorefags and fanfics when I need to be studying for Chemistry on Dalton's Rules on Atoms and learning about Kingdom Fungi in Biology. God damn my life. I need to be watched when I go on the internet because I need to stop making this shit."

"AHEM. Oh, were was I?"

"Yes, I remember."

"I DAMN YOU ALL TO COMPANY HELL WITH YOUR SLUTTY WAYS!"

and den every1 went to heil and pladienluek god shoots himself in the manjina

DEEZ END

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