Super Polan Kart is a kart racing game about the users of the Polandball Wikia.
This is a community project.
People worked hard for this so don't be a douche and mess it up!
|Windows/Mac OSX/Linux/FreeBSD||Alpha Release (Polandball Wikia members only): July 5th 2017|
|Beta Release (TheFutureOfEuropes & Polandball Wikia members): July 12th 2017|
|Public Release: July 17th 2017|
|Android||Beta Release (Polandball Wikia members only): August 15th 2017|
|Public Release: August 25th 2017|
|iOS||September 7th 2017|
|Windows Universal Platform (Includes Xbox One, Windows Phone, Windows 10, Surface Hub)||August 28th 2017|
|PS4 (Playstation Store)||October 5th 2017|
|Nintendo Switch (eShop)||February 20th 2018|
X tracks are unlocked after winning the respective cups. Please note that they are not available in the iOS, Android, and Windows Phone versions.
Track 1: Squirrel Seaside
Track 1X: Cogro Cogs
Track 2: Coolmax -260
Track 2X: Planetball Racing
Track 3: Bain's Straightway
A straight path with memes, with 3 sections instead of laps.
Track 3X: ARG Hell
The path gets more and more corrupted... Unlocked after winning the Yugoslav Cup.
Track 4: Terrr's Mansion
"Blame yourself" written in various fonts.
Track 4X: Banned Salty Tears
Salt and water slows you down and hurts your vision. Unlocked after winning the Middle Eastern Cup.
Track 5: Israel
A confusing cube wrapped into 2 dimensions. Sure to hurt your brain!
Track 5X: Tessereicht
4 fuckin dimensions thats deep Unlocked after winning the Israel Cup.
Track 6: Smy's Trump Rally
It's in the name. A giant street full of trump supporters.
Track 6X: Smy-Candy Brawl
The track now has angry Clinton supporters in a full fledged fight, with people being pushed onto the track. Unlocked after winning the USA Cup.
Track 7: Rainbow Road
Because fuck it.
Track 7X: Luki's Rainbow Road
Luki's burning the track! Unlocked after winning the Poland Cup.
Track 8: TIN OPEN SRBR
The one with the Koreas, the first Benelux, and shit. You know, the little one. Note: Not available in the phone versions.
Notably, the only track with 3 X versions.
Track 8X: Tin's 2nd Srbr
The one with Pollith, -1ball, and railways and shit. You know, the best one.
Track 8Y: BAIN SRBR
Bain's first random creative srbr. Touring through the spawn, Actantis, and Unicode monuments. You know, the giant one.
Track 8Z: Brought to you by TrinoCorp
The new srbr. Touring through Miami, Jungleton, Realton, the tunnel, an## OL##SERV#R? ## You know, the disorganized one.
Track 8A: Bah, rainbug
The Tin reboot: Touring through Bahrain, the ARG, the Solar System, and Monaco. You know, the short-lived one.
Track 8B: JESUS CHRIST BAIN ITS BEEN 200 YEARS
The newest one, touring through the Museum and Aztec Island.
Track 8C: swaggy
Squirrel's server, touring almost everywhere.
Track 9: Drawplanet
A mapping game on a track which changes each lap
Track 9X: Chinasovgudism Territoryies
A very CHinasovgudist based off of very weird meme faces and popes with fat faces.
Track 9XX: PASTING MEMES
The mapping game is suddenly vandalised by giant memes! Unlocked after winning the Wiki Cup.
Track 10: Mapperdonia
Track 10X: Trio Attack!!!
Trio attacks the course with vandalism and stuff Unlocked after winning the Crosswiki Cup.
Track 11: IMC's Colosseum
A large Colosseum with sandy tracks and gladiators.
Track 11X: #Shitfest2016
The Colosseum is falling apart, and when IMC gives the thumbs down you fall down a trapdoor and go back to the start.
YuhBRO: Use the HUE power at least 50 times.
Kalashnjikov: Use: "Kalashnjikov's Edge" 30 times
Kymilliane: Buy an tablet and connect it to the game.
IMC: Reach first place 20 times
Broitsaprankbro: Use big text at least 50 times.
Ethan.ball.02: Reach third place (I guess).
Middle Eastern Cup
- Banhammer - Targets the person in front of you and stuns them.
- Reagan's Banhammer - You play as Reagan, targets the hammer at person in first place.
- Kick/Anschluss - Aim it and hope for the best.
- HUE - Spams laughs and Portuguese words at the players and make them confused.
- Circletool - Place it on the track, and racers will REEEEE out of control.
- DickRhino's Banhammer - Shrinks everyone, slowing their speed
- Bainy-Twitch Mushroom - Corrupts the track, making holes in the track and making it hard to see.
- REALLY3D SANIC POWER - makes you go faster and be invincible
- Random-Junk Emote Menu - makes you choose an emote to lay on the track (they all do the same thing)
- Big Text - works exactly like Mario Kart Wii's Mega Mushroom
- Ferentani's Pălinca-If you drink "Ferentani's Pălinca" You will drive faster for 5 seconds but next 5 minutes you will drive drunk.
- Kalashnjikov's Edge - Makes you edgy enough to cut everyone in front of you.
- Bara's Fedora-After you wear it, you become invisible for 8 seconds.