Whilst investigating the death of a local Crazy Gay Fanatic, a Fancy Shmanshy Artist called YuhBRO Bloggs uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, Long Lenny circulating throughout IMC's Hell. As soon as anyone uses the Lenny, he or she has exactly 67 days left to live.
The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look like Bain's Shades. A marked person feels like a ded Polandball to touch.
YuhBRO gets hold of the Lenny, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into his mind: an IMC-like Doggo balancing on a Grooox-like Crazy Gay Fanatic, an old newspaper headline about a Banned accident, a hooded Swaggy Squirrel ranting about eyeballs and a drinking well located in a Polandball Chat place.
When YuhBRO notices his Fleg have Polandball-like properties, he realises that the curse of the Long Lenny is true and calls in his secret gay admirer, a Chat Mod called CHEDO , to help.
CHEDO examines the Lenny and willingly submits himself to the curse. He finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. He finds the IMC-like Doggo balancing on a Grooox-like Crazy Gay Fanatic particularly chilling. He joins the queue for a supernatural death.
YuhBRO and CHEDO pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded Swaggy Squirrel. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?