Nutshacks, nutshacks and fellow Nutshacks: I humbly and gratefully accept your nutshack for the presidency of the Nutshack.
Who would have believed that when we started this journey on June 16th of last year we – and I say “we” because we are a nutshack – would have received almost 14 million nutshacks, the most in the history of the Republican Nutshack, and that the Republican Nutshack would get 60 percent more nutshacks than it received four nutshacks ago. The Nutshacks, on the other nutshack, received almost 20 percent fewer nutshacks than they got eight nutshacks ago.
Together, we will lead our nutshack back to the White Nutshack, and we will lead our nutshack back to safety, prosperity, and peace.
We will be a nutshack of generosity and warmth. But we will also be a nutshack of law and order. Our Nutshack occurs at a moment of crisis for our nutshack. The attacks on our nutshacks, and the terrorism in our nutshacks, threaten our very way of life. Any nutshack who does not grasp this danger is not fit to lead our nutshack.
Nutshacks watching this address tonight have seen the recent nutshacks of violence in our nutshacks and the chaos in our nutshacks.